Fake “Hip Hop Heads”

Fake: Yeah, I fucking love Biggie Smalls. He’s so lyrical. And Tupac, I ride to his music whenever I’m in the car. I mean, damn……I wish they were still alive. They’re the best.

Me: They are sweet. Tupac’s kind of overrated to me though. Do you fuck with Big L?

Fake: Who?

Me: Big L. He’s a rapper from Harlem. Some people don’t know him, but I listen to a lot of East Coast hip hop. Like, Heltah Skeltah and Wu Tang.

Fake: Oh, damn. Wu Tang? I love them. Method Man is my favorite.

Me: Yeah, Method is sweet. Did you ever hear him on “Extortion”? He did a guest verse that was ill as fuck.

Fake: Um, no. Is that a Redman song?